I guess we are out here to greet guests and stuff, but no one ever comes! Let's just take off here

Hold it just a second...

Oh.. Hi Chris, we were just going to come... looking for you, yeah, that's the ticket..

*Oh Lord...*

Guys, you know you are supposed to be showing the visitors the way in!

Chris, NO one ever comes here.

Well, I'm working on that, but you two better stay on your posts for now!

No fair!!

Aw nuts.

Listen!!! I have a lot of important work to do, so I want you on your best behavior. While you're at it, show this guest in, they've already heard us bicker enough.

Alright, fine...

He's so annoying... Okay... hey listen, before you enter, you should know this page is Netscape enhanced. Internet Explorer works, but Netscape is a better idea.

Here's the pathway, and enjoy your stay. Enter